Laughter – A therapy which is the cheapest but quite effective. But people ignore it as they have no time for it. I give you a practical example that laughter is a great medicine as i remember one day a brain patient just released from treatment went back to his flat; he asked his liftman,"Yeh lift kya 4th froor par jaegi?" Reply came,"Nahi, 1st floor par jaake baaju ke building me mur jaegi!!" Now see you get a very intelligent answer on asking a stupid question..

But if you have faith in god no one can harm you except few for example There came a big flood, and the water around BHOLA's house was rising steadily..

Bhola was standing on the porch, watching water rising all around him, when a man in a boat came along and called to Bhola, "Get in the boat and I'll get you out of here. Bhola replied, "No thanks, God will save me."

Bhola went into the house, and the water was starting to pour in. So, he went up to the second floor.

As he looked out, another man in a boat came along, and he called to Bhola, "Get in the boat and I'll get you out of here."

Again, Bhola replied, "No thanks. God will save me."

The water kept rising. So, Bhola got out onto the roof.

A helicopter flew over, and the pilot called down to Bhola, "I'll drop you a rope,grab onto it, and I'll get you out of here."

Again Bhola replied, "No thanks. God will save me."

The water rose and rose, and soon nearly covered the whole house. Bhola fell in, and drowned.

When he arrived in Heaven, he saw God, and asked Him, "Why didn't you save me from that terrible flood? Did I not show you my faith?"

With a loving but irritated tone God replied, "What more would you have me do? I sent people in two boats and a helicopter?"

But a married man can also derive pleasure irrespective of what people think or have mentality about married men that 1 din koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki,
achanak bijli chamki,
badal garje,
jor se baarish shuru hui

dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gayee.

You see progress of people is quite dependent on their ancestors as u can see that….

Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka ‘pota’
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka ‘pota’
“Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota,
Agar ‘dada’ AAshiq na hota.”
 

Now technology advancement has reached infinity in any stream and now cloning has also a great aspect in medical science but when done under proper supervision see…

If You are a bomb expert then you got to be dumb!!!! like the one in the picture-

I like to be a technician but I dont want to live a life in that for it wiould be hell out and not even that I would not even get to have a nice place to bath and wash man i mean it seems awesome…….

Hey from shower i can mention that i look like

HERE COMES SOME TOUNG TWISTERS. GET THOSE 

this when i'm out from bath.. isnt it handsome dude!

These funny tongue twisters are difficult to say and may be a little dirty if you say them wrong.

I slit the sheet – the sheet I slit – and on the slitted sheet I sit.

Try to keep repeating the phrase "Red lorry, yellow lorry"

She sells sea shells on the sea shore !

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant pluckers son.
And I'm only plucking pleasants
'till the pheasant plucker comes.

Silly Simon's sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where he sits he shines, and where he shines he sits.